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Clean Finger Nail-Chinese tissues
Campus Fecund-Japanese notebook paper
Kolic-Japanese mineral water
Suck all-Yone's Need Almighty Sucker-Thai bathroom pads
Sanitary Bog: Useful for containing various dregs and dust-Hong Kong ferry bag
Creap creamy powder-Japanese coffee creamer
Last Climax-Japanese tissues
Ass Glue-Chinese glue
Fduhy Sesane-China Airlines snack food
Swine-Chinese chocolate
Libido-Chinese soda
Pocari Sweat-Japanese sport drink
Ucc-Japanese coffee
Ban Cock-Indian cockroach repellent
Shocking-Japanese chewing gum
Homo Sausage-East Asian fish sausage
Cat Wetty-Japanese moistened hand towels
Hornyphon-Austrian video recorder
Shitto-Ghanaian pepper sauce
Pipi-Yugoslavian orangeade
Polio-Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Crundy-Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans-Netherlands car wax
I'm Dripper-Japanese instant coffee
Old Beans-Japanese coffee
Zit-Greek soft drink
My Fanny-Japanese toilet paper
Colon Plus-Spanish detergent
Men's Paki-Japanese candy
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce-Wanchai, China, restaurant
Indonesian Nazi Goreng-At Village a Hong Kong restaurant
Muscles of Marines/Lobster Thermos/Prawn cock and tail/Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet/French Beas/French fried ships-Cairo luxury hotel (also on menu: "If you are wishing to show your feelings, wait until you see the manageress.")
Garlic Coffee/Fish Landlady Style/Boiled Frogfish/Sweat from the Trolley-various European restaurants
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream-Shangri-La a restaurant in Shanghai
Rainbow Troat/Fillet Streak/Popotoes/Chocolate Mouse-Ladies night at the Police Training School in Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose/Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion-one of Poland's finer restaurants
Aside Rice Ham Fish/Crumbled Eggs with Tomato/Goose Barnacles/Natural Fish Knife/Gordon Blu/Thigh Lambskin/Pineapple Wirsche/Special Ice from the House/Frost Pie-Spanish restaurant
Hot Coke-Japanese resort
Pork with fresh garbage-Vietnamese restaurant
Green sand bottle-Sumatra restaurant
Fried Friendship-Nepalese restaurant
Strawberry crap-Japanese restaurant
Toes with butter and jam-Balinese restaurant
Chapped liver-New York deli (not so much bad translation as bad spelling)
All vegetables served in this restaurant are washed in water passed by our head chef-Tokyo hotel
Dogs and croissant petty brunch-Japanese bakery
French Creeps-Los Angeles restaurant (bad spelling again)
Fried fishermen-Japanese restaurant
Cuban livers-Japanese restaurant
Butttered saucepans and fried hormones-Japanese restaurant (bad translation and spelling)
Teppan Yaki-Before your cooked right eyes-Japanese steak house